Week 2

As we become more comfortable with each other,more things slip out and the stories flow. Some people have done some frightening, strange and astonishing things in their lives; and we want to hear them all. We have been

09/12
"We used to pee on each other at cashpoints"

"I can't believe he's getting laid before me."

"Can I have your sloppy seconds?

"The shag's off, I poured water on the lass's head" Well done Ollie

"Who's handwriting is this? Can you tell me who wrote this Dion?"
"Yep well its signed Naomi so I'm going to guess her." Ollie


10/12
My ancestor is like Jesus he went across Germany stealing chickens to survive!"

Dion: Nannies are here for the babies, snow rangers are here for the snow.
Roberto: Im just here to be a dickhead.

"She was 48? That's like shagging your mum"
"She was older than my mum"
"What!?"
"It wasn't bad I got a cooked breakfast in the morning"
"So you basically were shagging your mum."
"I worked with her daughter"
"Wasn't that awkward?"
"Breakfast was awkward"
"I'd be suicidal after that"

"It was about 7 in the morning and I woke up next to this lass, and I thought:exit! exit! exit! Unfortunately she had put the burglar alarm on and I set  it off trying to leave."

11/12

"I've got the length but not the girth" Ollie

"It goes up so easily after a month"
"What- people's opinion of you when you talk about masturbation in front of  you? "Probs not.

12/12

"These shirts are no good for my sensitive nipples" Jimbo

"Spaghetti dick!"

"Ollie is like a piece of cooked spaghetti, unless he is being grinded on the dancefloor and then its more like uncooked spaghetti"

13/12

"Rosie why are you engaged!?!" Everyone, in anger.

"Yarite lov, I wanna cheeseburger!" Ginge, but the French did not understand Yorkshire.

"Who is spaghetti dick?" Ginge
A period of silence
"I'm pretty sure its me" Ollie

14/12
"The only acceptable place to have a wank is off the balcony." A general palace rule

17/12
"I want to go to Bar La Roz for power hour"
"Is that like slut hour?"
"Err, I don't know"

"I dont like to go to a pub with a laptop"
"No me neither because you just leave it there."

"All the Japanese are not having sex with real people. Robots, right?"

18/12

"Where do the Eagles live in La Ros, ther are no trees"